So, I wanted to be a mom blogger but I can't seem to get pregnant to save my life (despite hubby's and my best efforts) so I guess I'll just try out being a regular blogger. I figure my inability to conceive is a result of a) our intense desire to have a baby and b) the fact that nearly of our friends, siblings, and co-workers have kids and/or are expecting. That's how it works, right?
I'm just this random girl who finds myself super creative and witty, regardless of what I'm told. I try to be tough and snarky but I just end up being really super nice all the time because I'm too much of a softie to hurt anyone's feelings. Sometimes I'll contradict myself, but that's just because I'm a human being. I'm not shocking, I'm not a radical, and I'm definitely not under the impression that I'm the "only one" like me.
This is not sarcastic or a parody blog, just my boring stories, moderate opinions, and random interests. I'm not writing to inspire you, rally you to my cause, or teach you to change your life. I just always wanted to be a writer when I grew up, and since I don't have an interest in writing YA vampire romance novels, blogging may be my last hope.
Basically I just hope you don't think I suck.
I like food, rockabilly style, Disney animated films, makeup, bears, amusement parks, tattoos, Glee, trigonometry, Ray Liotta and sangria. I'm an armchair criminal profiler and film/tv critic. I want to go back to school next semester and eventually become a music teacher.
Now that you know a bit about me, if you plan on reading the *actual* entry I'll eventually post, drop a comment and introduce yourself!
